For reasons that likely have to do with deep paranoia regarding Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan‘s split, the internet has decided that Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively’s marriage is on the rocks. Which, no. Like, if these two can’t make it, what is the point of getting up and bothering to put on real pants in the morning.
Anyway, Ryan appears to have tasked himself with, and made yet another joke about them via Twitter — this time roping his mum into the situation.
Basically, Yahoo! tweeted this:
— Yahoo Entertainment (@YahooEnt) April 3, 2018
And Ryan responded with this gem:
We’re never splitting. She’ll always be my mom. No matter how much jazz-cabbage she smokes with her rollerblading friends.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 4, 2018
The actor hadto reports of trouble in paradise with a joke about needing space from Blake:
Plz never breakup, k thx.